A martial arts fighter, haunted by his past, takes a job as a dock worker in a small village. His vow never to fight again is tested by the cruel owner of the pie…

　　A martial arts fighter, haunted by his past, takes a job as a dock worker in a small village. His vow never to fight again is tested by the cruel owner of the pie…

曹云金不说相声改演电视剧，幽默搞笑不改，抗日剧也能轻松、乐观，草根英雄欢笑抗战路。瞎子钱贵靠唱红白喜事生存。他的最大愿望就是活下去并娶个媳妇。当他拿着积攒了十几年的积蓄去娶媳妇时，鬼子来了。毛驴和积蓄被抢走，没过门的媳妇…

电影讲述了一个大家庭的令人啼笑皆非的故事。由于每个人的想法不同，这个大家族中间也发生过分歧和矛盾。但在最后，他们发现最亲的还是自己的亲人。

陈世美虽有贤妻秦香莲，却于高中状元后另娶公主。莲于家乡饱受旱灾之苦，丧翁姑之痛，决携子女上京寻夫。美为求荣禄，狠心不认妻儿，更派遣家将杀害莲。莲悲愤莫名，向包公鸣冤，美被判充军三年，终觉悟前非。